The Creation Of Paperholics

Since ancient times there has always been a square peg in every group of people. The quiet boy in a kinder garden group, a girl who doesn’t like Barbies, and of course a boy that has a candy and prefers to eat the wrap. Well a long time ago those kinds of children did not exist. Until Pasa, was born.
Pasa was born in Cartolandia. He was so weird that when he was born and the doctor smacked him on the bottom instead of crying he mooed. His parents noticed he was different very quickly. They were very catholic. They also believed that a name is supposed to mean something or be related to the person that is given to. They could not decide a name, so they took him to church. In there the minister Christianidoso said that maybe they had to baptize him first. They did, but that did not help anyway. They decided to call him _________ (blank), but that is another story. Later on other nicknames where given to him Pasa was one of the most common used by people. The name Pasa stayed only during his childhood. In Cartolandia the time were you had converted into a man was defined by the time you had left your house to become a homeless. Pasa became into a homeless when he has 15. He moved into the neighborhood of Quintas Cartolandia. In there he found some other guys he knew. For example, Fonso. Fonso became a man when he was 12 and because he had lived there more, he ruled. Pasa lived very scared and he feared everything (Especially going out.) Instead of going out with people, he would stay at his Xbox and play HALO the whole day. Sometimes he would go to eat from recycle bins instead of going to the super market. All that he would eat was paper, paper and more paper. One day the goddess of paper discovered him. She loved paper and respected it so much that she would not let some weird guy eat it. For that she assigned a person to avoid Pasa from eating paper. His name was Vicenton, he was as weird as Pasa, but like to hit him and make him suffer.
They became very close friends. One day they discovered that when Pasa went to the bathroom and do his business there (you know), his poop would become “papel mache” .Make Pasa stop eating paper was not an option anymore. That “papel mache” was very expensive and they would become rich easily. They planned to convince the goddess of paper to let Pasa eat whenever he wanted, but she did not want. They begged but the answers stayed the same. One day Pasa accidentally killed her because he appeared at night, and when the goddess saw his face she got so scared that had a heart attack. Pasa and Vincenton were very lucky that time and the rest of their lives. Pasa died because X-boxes were too old to be played. The end of Vicenton was different. He did not die because he was a god. He married the goddess of hippies, Gina and they had two super-cute sons, and one of them was given to Mariana the goddess of Jokes.
MCC